Hula Mama

An excerpt from 2 yr. old Taylor's journal: While dining on the back patio on Mother's Day, you randomly asked Mommy to do hula dancing. It was completely out of nowhere. You were so insistent upon your request that it was funny. Mommy finally got up to humor you as she waved her arms and rocked her hips around and said, "There, Taylor I did a hula dance for you." You were unsatisfied at this point and clarified, "No Mommy do a hula circle." Oh, Mommy was too stationary for you. She then (in front of everyone dining), danced the best hula she could muster while turning around slowly in a circle. After Mommy finished her fabulous performance, you seemed indifferent and requested that someone else do the hula. Apparently Mommy's hula skills don't pay the bills. Nobody else was willing to be in the spotlight, so it was suggested that you do a hula dance for everyone else. You gladly agreed, hopped down from the dinner table and darted toward the.......... hula hoop. Ahhh, a hula circle. Right, right.